my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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