I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Randomize
