Its about making memories worth repressing
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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