I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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