Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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