I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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