love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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