carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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