there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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