yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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