its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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