we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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