it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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