what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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