return my video game
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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