Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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