Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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