if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
