11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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