Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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