Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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