summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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