so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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