If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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