Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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