She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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