But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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