They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Found the puke drawer
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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