Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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