i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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