So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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