Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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