Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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