Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
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