By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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