i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I FOUND THE LEGS
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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