i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
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