that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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