U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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