It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
