in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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