He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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