No, drunk sperm still make babies.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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