Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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