So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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