I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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