Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize