He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Do plants get herpes?
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