last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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