please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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