Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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