and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
