we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I have fence marks all over my body
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
